Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
this honestly works
im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.
cloudy with a chance of MY COCK
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
- friend : I broke up with him
- me : you did the right thing . he was an asshole
- friend : we are back together
- me : well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’