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kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

nikkilipstick:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

this honestly works

(Source: ex0skeletal)

lesliexox518:

newyorkkkkdoll:

boomboomclapclap:

ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this 

If someone said this to me i would cry from happiness

Awww 😍😪

I used to get texts like this 😍😖 so cute
sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.
sw0rnx-in:

Voicemail at the end of never alone by The Amity Affliction

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.

imagecloudy with a chance of MY COCK

(Source: meladoodle)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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anxietyandboys:

♡ b&w sad blog, i follow back similar and i’m here to give you advice. ♡
  • friend : I broke up with him
  • me : you did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • friend : we are back together
  • me : well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle)